Juno: New Origins | Canned Droods

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Fictional Manned Military Funny

Need crewmembers on the go? Just open a can of Canned Droods!

The can is also usable as a capsule, with built-in parachutes.

Best served with the Drood Microwave.

Stage	Engines	Delta V	Thrust	Burn	Mass

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6,921 DMCcorp

Expired.

Pinned 1.7 years ago
6,921 DMCcorp

@kittman they are organic

+1 4.1 years ago
6,921 DMCcorp

https://www.simplerockets.com/c/6s4aJo/Canned-Droods-Neighborhood-Bundle
It’s ready

+0 4.1 years ago
6,921 DMCcorp

@FelixFan1 ok! That’s coming in the Neighborhood Bundle

+1 4.1 years ago
5,022 FelixFan1

@EREandDAOC
Maybe toasted Droods?

+0 4.1 years ago
6,921 DMCcorp

@FelixFan1 what would be better?

+0 4.1 years ago
6,921 DMCcorp

@Vedhaspace mhm. Cryogenics were too expensive, so this was our next best option

+1 4.1 years ago
5,022 FelixFan1

This is now my favourite post of all time, Funniest upload that I've ever heard of so far.

+0 4.1 years ago
6,921 DMCcorp

@kittman their lifetime is 80 years, but their shelf life in this can is 2 years.

Droods have been proven to live to 165.

+0 4.3 years ago
6,921 DMCcorp

@NebulaSpaceAgency hmmm, I’ll think about it

+0 4.5 years ago
23.7k NebulaSpaceAgency

make a microwave

+0 4.5 years ago
4,265 kittman

"shelf life two years"! you must be using some serious preservatives... heh
Organic and gluten-free Drudes are always the healthiest way to go.
LOL
🤪

+1 4.5 years ago
13.8k Vedhaspace

Cool
New way to store droods

+1 4.5 years ago