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Do you feel lonely? Do you ever spend all night crying instead of sleeping as existencial dread slowly creeps in? Your Yolk Friend will help you out! Just spawn him in and crack his egg and he will give you company! If you think positively, he might just help distract you from your meaningless and ever-shortening life! But hey, in the short time you are alive you might as well enjoy it, and Your Yolk Friend makes every day a happy day!

GENERAL INFO

  • Created On: iOS
  • Game Version: 0.9.401.0
  • Price: $273k
  • Number of Parts: 19
  • Dimensions: 3 m x 2 m x 2 m

PERFORMANCE

  • Total Delta V: 1.5km/s
  • Total Thrust: 211kN
  • Engines: 1
  • Wet Mass: 2,428kg
  • Dry Mass: 1,186kg

STAGES

Stage Engines Delta V Thrust Burn Mass
1 1 1.5km/s 211kN 12s 2,428kg

10 Comments

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    Aw, he’s so cute!

    3.3 years ago
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    It’s all fun and games until he explodes

    3.9 years ago
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    This is one worthy of the history books

    3.9 years ago
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    1,503 GenTitan

    Humpty Dumpty when he was little...

    +1 3.9 years ago
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    So what does it use for fuel? Is it reusable what happened to the chick inside I NEED ANSWERS PLEASE!!!

    3.9 years ago
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    I finna put an Abort system on the already aborted child

    3.9 years ago
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    egg

    🥚

    +2 3.9 years ago
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    not meant in an angry tone in any way

    3.9 years ago
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    @Sneezitz Oh, great, now I feel like falling over and never getting up again...

    3.9 years ago
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    Make some scrambled eggs out of him

    3.9 years ago

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