Beans! Beans! They’re good for your heart! The more you eat! The more you fart!



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GENERAL INFO

  • Successors 2 craft(s) +56 bonus
  • Created On: iOS
  • Game Version: 0.9.616.1
  • Price: $11,738k
  • Number of Parts: 12
  • Dimensions: 6 m x 8 m x 13 m

PERFORMANCE

  • Total Delta V: 1.2km/s
  • Total Thrust: 12.4MN
  • Engines: 1
  • Wet Mass: 87,957kg
  • Dry Mass: 8,822kg

STAGES

Stage Engines Delta V Thrust Burn Mass
1 1 1.2km/s 12.4MN 6s 87,957kg

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    Beans, Beans, there good for your fart! The more you eat, the more you SHART

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    Beans beans the magic legume,
    The more you eat the more you exhume

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    4,265 kittman

    Dude. I've not seen such a great "under construction" gif in like 20 years. thank you.

    also, a variation:
    beans, beans.
    the magical fruit
    the more you eat
    the more you toot

    Pinned 3.7 years ago
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    75 Pl4n3

    Just typed Maxwell and now I'm here

    +1 1.8 years ago
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    Finally got out of my nerd mood

    +1 2.7 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    @That1SpaceDude apogee

    2.7 years ago
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    comedy at its peak

    +1 2.7 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    We’ve all bean there 🤝@Jod

    +2 3.0 years ago
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    30 Dairsp

    lol

    +1 3.6 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    Your house is near a great source of fibre! @AridaneV1936

    3.6 years ago
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    @Thorne beans are grown near my house

    +1 3.6 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    @DSPACE Great news! for the price of nothing you can get yourself some brand new top of the line beans pre-tested from the factory! Value granted guaranteed!

    3.6 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    @AridaneV1936 holy shite

    3.6 years ago
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    @Thorne whats been up with all the got beans thing

    +1 3.6 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    Ooo that’s a nice one @Subnerdica

    3.7 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    Glad you like it! @DecentGarbageCan

    3.7 years ago
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    The taste is absolutely fantastic ngl

    +1 3.7 years ago
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    14.2k FalconAero

    @FlyingTraxxasRustler Just joking:) food for droonauts looks like a good idea:)

    +1 3.7 years ago
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    @FalconAerospaceFAS well, if we’re gonna have droonauts then we are also gonna need food for them

    +1 3.7 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    lol @FalconAerospaceFAS

    3.7 years ago
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    14.2k FalconAero

    @Thorne lol

    +1 3.7 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    Beans are in demand! Roughly 1.5% of world GDP is from the bean market (not including canned or fresh beans, even more at that!); this may not sound like a lot but beans make up a multi billion dollar market! @FlyingTraxxasRustler @FalconAerospaceFAS

    +1 3.7 years ago
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    5,706 Thorne

    @SoulBlazer Beans are one of the longest-cultivated plants. Broad beans, also called fava beans, in their wild state the size of a small fingernail, were gathered in Afghanistan and the Himalayan foothills!

    3.7 years ago
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    So much for a simple jar of beans...

    +1 3.7 years ago
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    14.2k FalconAero

    This is simplerockets abuse😂

    +1 3.7 years ago
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