Well, it started when Cletus and Billy Bob Jr the 2nd and twice removed cousin Brutus Senior the 7th had their home raided by the "government"
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So, naturally, they turned the trailer into a spaceship to get away, because Brutus Senior the 7th had a record.
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Eventually, after a long day of hunting space squirrels, they landed on the moon. After that, Billy Bob Jr the 2nd came up with the idea to make a basecamp.
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Life became boring, so Cletus stole a space tractor. He got tired and wanted to go home. He was disappointed there was no cheese on the moon.
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Oh, and he got passed a space car. He almost didn't see it or even know it was there, because it made no noise.

Time also passed on. Cletus got married and had 23 children, and was known as the only redneck to return from the moon in a tractor. The End

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    311 MrTaco

    Use this instead. https://i.imgur.com/8gHqpNV.jpg
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    1,042 RailfanEthan

    @NazyaMilitare thanks!

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    @RailfanEthan
    Now You Have More Points Then @Gestour

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    @AndrewGarrison @RailfanEthan

    YAY MOON CHEESE!

    3.7 years ago
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    Great story. Now I know that it is imperative that we have copious amounts of cheese on the moon.

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    588 Awsomur

    Don’t be afraid to make stuff like this. I’m the definition of a southerner and this isn’t the least bit offensive to me.

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    1,042 RailfanEthan

    @NerdsGalore perhapseth

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    Sheakspeare himself would be impressed

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    102 TMR9001

    5152/10 best story ever

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    311 MrTaco

    So sad made me cry. 10/10

    3.7 years ago

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